Quick little weekend doodle as we soon say fare-thee-well to the company's number-crunchin' accountant guy, Ken.
The Heartbreaking Tale Of 8 Box Crayola Boy | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #052
Originally doodled up August 29, 2020 as a comment to a Facebook post by TV announcer and donut connoisseur Jim Cutler.
In short, Jim recalls a particular haunting elementary school memory where his coveted box of 8 Crayola color crayons was upstaged by a fellow student Melissa "somebody" with her brand new 64 color box!
There's a whole video about it - well, a segment of (play at 4:09) - the actual video below is more to do with banned Crayola colors:
Rock Care 101 | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #051
The Pet Rock™ - the limited marketing marvel from the mid-70s. No matter the species, it just goes to show, a pet IS FOR LIFE!
Astrophysics, With Sprinkles | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #050
Stephen Hawking, Kip Thorne & Neil deGrasse Tyson might disagree with the scientific findings of Dunkin' Donuts:
iPhone Monster Movie Extravaganza (or "How To Waste A Boring Saturday Afternoon By Rehashing Old Garbage")
Bored Out Of My Brain Mastercrap Theatre presents:
"Something Gelatinous Slimes This Way" (2009).
An über short film I animated on my iPhone 3G back in the heady days of the late 2000s.
I should clarify: the hand drawn frames were composed on the iPhone; the soundtrack and film grains were added quite recently.
The Lady Of The Toaster | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #049
Don't you hate it when you throw in a Pop-Tart, set the toaster to "extra-dark", and then THIS happens?
Hole In The Head Diplomacy | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #048
Mama ünd Papa never took the kids seriously when declaring they'd bore a hole through their heads if they DIDN'T go to Disneyland... the resolve of Gertrüde, Heimlich & Hähnchenflügel was not to be underestimated.
I like My Rovers Extra-Crispy! | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #047
And that's why NASA doesn't call it "7 minutes of sunshine, lollipops and rainbows."
Pinky Plague Promise | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #046
Covid has taken from us the inalienable right, nay, duty(!) to cough on people without consideration…
But, I tell ya', once this whole pandemic thing is over....
"Insert Heartfelt Musings Here" | A Happy BortyBlog Valentines
I’m at a loss for passionate words for you at the moment, so here’s a heart-shaped valentines thing I’m gonna thrust all the way up in your face! Enjoy!
Acquittal Was Always Gonna Happen; The Break Up Was A Complete Surprise | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #045
Bad News: Trump's off the hook. Again.
Good News: It's a fresh start for Polly.
Buck A Duck! A Random Twiki Doodle | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #044
Somebody blasted a “Buck Rogers In The 25th Century” publicity photo (circa late ‘70s) into my Facebook feed and… well… I had nothing to do, so my mind went to a moronic place:
Doodled for an audience of one: me!
Evolution: What A Weird, Funny Thing It Is | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #043
The more you know: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Day
When Calendar Events Collide | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #042
In hindsight, it might've been prudent to check the week's calendar prior to the company shutting off the water for maintenance... alas...
So, What's Your Headwear Preference? | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #041
Pippo... Meet Jiggles | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #040
What transpired in the doodle above can be traced back to the two arts’n’craft critters brought in to work by Licensing Lady® created by her offspring.
Below are the actual characters, seen here in happier times:
The Bernie. The Mittens. The Meme. The Monty. The Controversy | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #039
The Bernie Sanders/Mittens memes… you all know what I’m talking about, right? They’re everywhere! You can’t escape them! Bernie & Mittens are the new Baby Yoda memes (thank God!).
So why not one more? And with kitties?
Why not, indeed.
The below is from Monty’s facebook page. Be warned: the following post is extremely too cute for politically delicate audiences…
See, I told ya’! It sheds of cutesy-pooness!
Now, because the above parody pic features a prominent U.S political iconoclast, it didn’t take long for the way-too-sensitive naysayers (the “stupids” as I now call ‘em) to crawl out of their hiding-behind-anonymity crevices and comment this particular post was POLITICAL.
“Political”? I don’t recall Monty’s nor Molly’s names on the electoral ballot - Representatives or Senate. What are these people talking about… … … … … oh, because it features Vermont senator Bernie Sanders.
*cue facepalm*
Before negative comments could stomp all over the likes & hearts and potentially hijack the conversation, Monty’s admin had to make a disclaimer the Bernie/Mittens/Monty/Molly post was a parody. Heck, people! Monty’s people’n’kitties reside in Denmark for criminy’s sake!
As a advocate of everything parody - and to parody the stupids (no offense, stupids) - with legal pad in hand, I responded with the below scribble:
Take that, stupids!
And to the normals, you’re most welcome.
Cartoonist's Brain Fog | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #038
That orange menace was a gold mine of satirical inspiration.... but, now...
PHEW!* Finally!!! | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #037
Happy Birthday, Sis! | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #037.5
Presenting a wrapped "mystery" gift tied in a bow, a pizza slice embedded in a generous splattering of purple frosting, age-denying amount of candles, and a handy Pepto Bismol bottle for later...
Happy Birthday, sis!