Happy Birthday, Sis! | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #037.5
Presenting a wrapped "mystery" gift tied in a bow, a pizza slice embedded in a generous splattering of purple frosting, age-denying amount of candles, and a handy Pepto Bismol bottle for later...
Happy Birthday, sis!
Please Don't Touch My Flooglesmørrë | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #036
Krappy Doodle On A Legal Pad Time:
Meet Björn Østergård, Former ‘60s Danish Crooner And Recovering Smørrebrød Gourmand, Pictured Here As Game Show Host For The Popular ‘70s Swedish Television Program “Som Täppt Till Min Flooglesmørrë.”
Got Migraine? Flee! | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #035
Moogoo J. Migraine From Planet Migraine Fleeing Away From That Migraine-Inducing Rock Called ‘Earth’ With A Killer Migraine!
Crazy Clown Car Of A Year Has Passed - Bring In The New Guy | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #033.5
From my facebook feed on January 1st, the following meme showed up:
And so, I responded with a comment (below):
File This Under "All This Time I’ve Been Doing It Wrong!" | 001
When playing Monopoly™, why is it EVERY TIME I end up with this Chance card?
Rudy "Wicked Witch Of The West (Wing)" Giuliani | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #028
Quick doodle after seeing Rudy’s hair dye running down on all sides of his face at his completely insane “voter fraud” press conference.
And, for your pleasure, I present The Incredible Melting Giuliani:
Vote By Calorie Count | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #027
Know anyone who hasn't voted? Or won't?
Then share one of these enticing calorie-heavy panels to get them skedaddling to the voting booth.
Covid Count Conspiracy | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #026
That's typical of those devious frontline health workers -- always scheming to make a quick covid death buck!
*facepalm*
"Reach In & Rummage Around" Rudy | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #025
Rudy Giuliani - former NY mayor and current Russian "useful idiot" - Trump & Pence (with debate fly) discuss how to handle Giuliani's unfortunate compromising hotel scene in the latest Borat film, already in progress:
Herd Idiocracy | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #024
Herd immunity? More like cow cosplayers to the slaughter! Moo!
The Detail's In The Messaging | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #023
A real-time side-by-side dueling presidential town hall on competing networks comparison.
Ruth "Bender" Ginsburg? | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #022
This Sarah Cooper tweety flew by in my Facebook feed while watching - on mute - the Judge Amy Coney Barrett Supreme Court hearings today. And here’s my vision of Sarah’s suggestion, complete with R.B.G.’s decorative “dissent” collar:
When Not To Use Your Bigoted Megaphone In Public | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #021
Dr. Rick, world renowned Parenta-Life Coach (Parentology) - yes, THAT Dr. Rick from those Progressive Insurance TV commercials - guides a group of young homeowners with the very real struggle not to turn into their bigoted, science-denying, race-supremacy delusional parents.
For those who're not aware of Dr. Rick’s mockumentary TV spots, take a look below:
The Coin-Shooter Economy | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #020
GODDAMMIT! I love vintage advertising!
Perusing one of my favorite facebook groups this morning - a group dedicated to the sometimes wacky, sometimes insanely stupid, sometimes DANGEROUS styles, gadgets and doodads advertised in decades past.
And a $1 firearm that SHOOTS quarters at unsuspecting toll baskets?! Yeah, that’s just bananas crazy.
Immediately seeing this post, I grabbed that pad’o’mine, doodled the below & posted in the comments:
Being "Alternative" Healthy | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #019
Trump pumped up with a mystery steroid cocktail; Pence with that fly and funky eye; an infected administration collapsing all 'round... it's the 45th's version of GOP utopia!
P.P.E. And The Fear Of Appearing Ignorant | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #018
As the White House NOW scrambles to be Covid-19 preventive friendly…
And Thanks For All The Fish! | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #016
Paper towels didn't work for him. So, in lieu of a miraculous vaccine, Trump hands out towels a'la The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.
Rake That Forest, Smokey! | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #015
Doodle response while watching the California wildfires over the weekend - and then the Washington State and Oregon blazes.
Pencilled it Sunday, had second thoughts publishing it (might be seen as cruel), so I put it in a drawer.
Monday, took a second look, scanned it, second thoughts again, right back in the drawer.
Today, colored it, second thoughts crept in, almost "drawered it"... then saw an actual political cartoonist efforts on the same theme - featuring Smokey and the callback "RAKE".
So, to hell with it, here it is (late as usual).
BONUS BLURB CRAP: This toon features the over-memed parody version on that complacent dog from the webcomic Gunshow. I had originally penned a variant without the dog - instead, I had a callout balloon from someone off-panel.
Winners... And The Orange Loser | Scribble-Dee-Doo-Dahs #014
Reactionary doodle to the why-am-I-not-surprised news Trump denigrated those who served and died in the military as "losers", "suckers", and... god-knows what else.
Honor, Courage, Valor "trumps" Selfishness, Ignorance, Cowardice.